Funny SMS messages

Boy: I am not rich like Dinesh, I don't even have a big car like Dinesh. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Dinesh.

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth!

When i open my eyes every morning, I pray to God that every1 should have a friend like U.... Why should only i suffer!!!

Great Calculation:
Only 10% boys have brains.
Rest have.
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......Girlfriends

Q: What did the thief's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything.

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE?
:C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……

..........Thats why boys go to college.

What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?
Monkey saves this message &
Donkey deletes this message.
Choice is urs......

Hai, Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,


**HeArT aTtAcK**

American:-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.
Japanese:-Fish can play Ball in my country.
INDIAN:-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country…

SomeOne.. MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries about you,
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
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**THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO**

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,while soap in ur eyes.Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…

A sardarji pulled out 8 people from a burning house…
but,still he was in jail……
.why?

coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

Man:Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man:Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key…

Fact1: U can't touch ur lower lip with your tounge...
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Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Gud-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING....

If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please...... give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss....
kissan Fruit jam bottle
* just RS.22.50 only*

Teacher To Student:
Can You Define Who Is LECTURER?
Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very BadHabit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.

Ur girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
...In short she is your *S.I.S.T.E.R.*

A girl & boy were sitting alone,dat boy started touching de girl,

Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage.

Boy : ok call me when u r maried.